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Tesla Execs’ Death – Conspiracy Theory
By WankstaLet’s face it. There’s no WAY in hell not one, not two, BUT THREE Tesla execs died at once in a single accident. The chances of that happening is equivalent to Joe getting laid with a REAL person.
Here are possible “enemies” of Tesla Motors, an electric vehicle company, that might want to see such tragedy
1)…
Breaking: Tesla Execs In Plane Crash
By JoeThis is off topic for Techwankers – but its too close to home. (And those wankers at Techcrunch is too busy to report it).
From Venturebeat:
A small passenger plane piloted by a top executive at Tesla Motors crashed into a house in East Palo Alto, Calif. before 8 a.m. this morning, killing the pilot and two…
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