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Solution For Shortage Of Female Developers
So wankers, geeks, nerds all know that the tech industry is like a desert when it comes to female...
Get A Clue Recruiters
For developers, we are constantly being hassled by head hunters and recruiters. The demand for a...
ChatRoulette = GayFest & Business Opp
By WankstaFor those of you geeks that get more radiation from your computer screen than the sun, you know Chat Roulette is a recent buzz going around. Basically, video chat with random strangers that you can easily “change” when you get bored. Just like girlfriends.
According to those nice people at TC, the stats look like this:…
Tesla Execs’ Death – Conspiracy Theory
By WankstaLet’s face it. There’s no WAY in hell not one, not two, BUT THREE Tesla execs died at once in a single accident. The chances of that happening is equivalent to Joe getting laid with a REAL person.
Here are possible “enemies” of Tesla Motors, an electric vehicle company, that might want to see such tragedy
1)…
I know you’re blind, but seriously, WTF. STFU.
By WankstaA while back, National Federation of the Blind and the American Council of the Blind was ticked off at Arizona State University because ASU wanted to deploy Amazon Kindle as textbook replacement. But obviously, device cannot be used by blind students. So what they do? Do what every makes sense in this great nation of…
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