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Steve Jobs is a funny man. He wants the society to have freedom from porn. Why, Mr. Jobs? why would you take away the only true innovators of media and technology? And isn’t it true that some of the bigger consumers of porn are actually mac users? Without porn industry, the world would still live…

TechWankers have had some big publicity lately, mainly the acquisition from TechCrunch. Steve Jobs, are long time friend has expressed interest in helping TechWankers grow, but today it’s official.
With TechCrunch in our bed, Steve Jobs has decided to sit on the board of directors for TechWankers. He has also invested a large sum of series…

MacWorld, an event known to us non-Mac fans as nerd circle jerk where people pay for Steve Jobs’s golden shower, started off with a talk show. Levar Buron, the blind dude with accordion visor, apparently played the character of Steve Jobs.
 

 
I’m not trying to be racial here… but wtf. Couldn’t they find a white guy…

So last night I got a call. “Yo, Joe. Its Stevie. What the fuck is all this nexus shit that is all over the internet. Don’t these fuckers know who they are dealing with. I am going to bury them. Now do an expose on that piece of brick or I’ll never leak any more…