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We asked 100 people of the TechWankers audience, mostly lonely geeky engineering men who think chivalry is name of alcohol, one of the most important questions of all time:
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO?
1) Marissa Mayer (VP, Satan, Inc. Google) vs Minnie Mouse (Queen, Republic of Disneyland)

Winner: Marissay Mayer (65-35)
#1 comment: “Only because sex with mouse…

Why is the media (especially women journalists) all up on Tiger? For example, a Playboy model who slept with him, Loredana Jolie, said that Tiger
“would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came up the next morning.”She also says Tiger “likes role-playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a…

Since tech and porn go hand in hand (the art of one handed typing), I figured I go out 2009 with a bang (will the pun never stop?) about tech IN porn.
1) HD Porn
So apparently, they have porn in HIGH definition.

Yes… in H-freakin’-D. 1920 x 1080 pixels PER frame.
Yes, 2,073,600 pixels PER frame, 24 frames…

So according to Norton’s OnlineFamily, ’sex’ and ‘porn’ are among the top 5 keyword searches by kids.
OnlineFamily is Norton’s attempt to sell more software aimed at parents (a site that is supposed to ‘educate’ parents). And what is the best way to sell more security and anti virus software? Scare tactics. ‘Fight terror with terror’.
Protect…