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Tech Conference Pricing
One thing that really annoys me is the ticket pricing for tech conferences. Recent web2.0...
Dear wanksta – How evil is Google?
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Get A Clue Recruiters
By JoeFor developers, we are constantly being hassled by head hunters and recruiters. The demand for a good developer is very high – and the supply is low (excluding the mediocre developers out there – you know who you are). Good developers all have a common trait – they are smart! So to attract them, you…
TED : The Elite Dweebs
By JoeSo the TED conference is here again. This is probably one of the most pretentious ‘idea’ conferences. Its a bunch of rich boys getting together to have fun under the guise of a ‘thinking’ conference. Lets look at the facts:
- ticket price: $6K+. This is priced to filter out all the riffraffs (that’s poor/common people).
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