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Breaking: Steve Jobs on TechWanker’s Board of Director

TechWankers have had some big publicity lately, mainly the acquisition from TechCrunch. Steve...

Dear Wanksta – Missing Sex Scene from Movie Avatar

I got an email correspondence from one of our deranged fans. Of course, I am obliged to...

Going Green

Are you sick of all these companies jumping on the green wagon? Do they really think we are that...

Nexus One Internals

By Joe

So last night I got a call. “Yo, Joe. Its Stevie. What the fuck is all this nexus shit that is all over the internet. Don’t these fuckers know who they are dealing with. I am going to bury them. Now do an expose on that piece of brick or I’ll never leak any more…

[ More ] January 7th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Silicon Valley

FU iPhone

By Joe These guys beat us to it. Darn – there are more tech wankers out there then we thought.
[ More ] January 6th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Silicon Valley

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