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How Google Brainwashes its Employees

Take something so innocent like Legos and turn it into an evil corporation’s...

Get A Clue Recruiters

For developers, we are constantly being hassled by head hunters and recruiters. The demand for a...

Geeks -The Robots Are Coming To Take Your Jobs

To all the geeks out there – can you do the Rubics cube? Didn’t think so. (Nerds...

Flash on Android vs. Iphone

By Wanksta You will understand this joke ONLY if you’re an ultra-dork-nerd:

[ More ] May 8th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Silicon Valley

Steve’s Next Conquest After iPhone and iPad: iBoard and iMat

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[ More ] April 3rd, 2010 | 1 Comment | Posted in Commentary, Silicon Valley

Geo-targeted ads on iPhone banned. So what did the Apple’s five fingers of say to the developers’ faces?

By Wanksta What the f*ck did you expect? Free lunch? Obviously, youe people didn’t learn from them Facebook developers. You know why these companies piss on the little developers? We at TechWankers went DEEP cover to find out why this is so

[ More ] February 6th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Silicon Valley

Apple’s New Ad Slogan

By Wanksta 1) iPod $199 2) iPhone – $599 3) iPad – $499 The recurring look on your face when you get the monthly bill from AT&T for their 3g data service – PRICELESS.

[ More ] January 27th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Silicon Valley

FU iPhone

By Joe These guys beat us to it. Darn – there are more tech wankers out there then we thought.

[ More ] January 6th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Silicon Valley

Santa’s Little Helpers

By Joe I Can’t Believe… this is not porn. We always hear how Apple having a strict policy regarding apps for its iPhone. How did this app get approved: santa’s little helpers. I am not really complaining – but just curious on the whole iphone app approval hypocritical policy.

[ More ] December 21st, 2009 | No Comments | Posted in I Can't Believe...