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Finally a smart question.
I found the source code:
 
switch(meat){
case cow:
taste = beef;
end
case pig:
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1) Ruby on Rails’ just like hot women, expensive and hard to understand.

2) Java – Caffeine’s known to enlarge your balls.

3) Python – Snakes are known to eats your balls.

4) ASP – Bill gates will eat your balls.

5) PERL – Women’s favorite – they will wear your balls.

Besides, PHP sounds like ph.D. Must be smart.
Possibly…