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TED : The Elite Dweebs

So the TED conference is here again. This is probably one of the most pretentious...

How To Guarantee Company Failure: Startup Weekend

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Facebook Friend Whores

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Steve Jobs played by Levar Burton. No, I didn’t make this shit up.

By Wanksta

MacWorld, an event known to us non-Mac fans as nerd circle jerk where people pay for Steve Jobs’s golden shower, started off with a talk show. Levar Buron, the blind dude with accordion visor, apparently played the character of Steve Jobs.

I’m not trying to be racial here… but wtf. Couldn’t they find a white guy…

[ More ] February 11th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in WTF

Top Nerd Pinups. A.K.A Nerd Porn

By Joe

This is IT. Our choice for top nerd pinups. Only true nerds will get excited about these picks – so if you don’t ‘get it’, then you are just not a nerd. Try harder.

Bill Gates – He knows the moves – leans on a monitor like a hot chick on a car. The ‘old school’…

[ More ] January 11th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Silicon Valley