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Why Men Go To CES

Its CES week. Tech business men and geeks are all descending into Vegas to ‘check out’...

FU iPhone

These guys beat us to it. Darn – there are more tech wankers out there then we...

Breaking: Steve Jobs on TechWanker’s Board of Director

TechWankers have had some big publicity lately, mainly the acquisition from TechCrunch. Steve...

Dear Wanksta – Missing Sex Scene from Movie Avatar

By Wanksta

I got an email correspondence from one of our deranged fans. Of course, I am obliged to share.
Dear Wanksta.
Since you seem like a genuine asshole who seems to know every damn thing there is to about life, I want to ask you about the latest awesome tech movie Avatar. Everyone’s talking about the removed sex…

[ More ] January 7th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Dear Wanksta

Geeks Vs Nerds

By Joe

There are a lot of confusions between geeks and nerds. To me, they are totally different. A geek may be passionate about technology, but a nerd is consumed by it.

Some examples:
- A nerd have seen Avatar at least 3 times – in the same week. A geek will never admit to it.
- The geeks have…

[ More ] January 6th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary