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When MySpace CEO Van Natta was recently fired stepped-down, rumours were flying as to where he would end up next. Well, we are happy to announce that he has accepted the post of ‘intern’ writer for Tech Wankers.
‘I am really happy and humbled to be given such a great opportunity by the folks at Tech…

Its a recession. So the big guys are hunkering down. This leaves room for the small guys to innovate a bunch of crap. But at techwankers, we are a creative bunch – we believe these products will work – IF they were marketed to the porn crowd.

Yeah – 3D viewer for the iphone (we first…

The techwankers stumbled to the macworld expo today. We were right behind Guy Kawasaki (techwankers roll together). For the ladies (all 1.5 of you that reads this blog – the .5 is the geek that can’t make up his mind) – he was in an all black ensemble. With a black ‘mac’ for rain protection.
Immediate…

MacWorld, an event known to us non-Mac fans as nerd circle jerk where people pay for Steve Jobs’s golden shower, started off with a talk show. Levar Buron, the blind dude with accordion visor, apparently played the character of Steve Jobs.
 

 
I’m not trying to be racial here… but wtf. Couldn’t they find a white guy…

“Google” in other languages:

spanish – Satán
french – Satan
italian – Satana
german – Satan
danish – Satan
estonian – Saatan

So…. you gotta wonder, “is google evil?” 6 languages can’t be wrong at the SAME time.
The demon himself Google is getting into high speed broadband service as well as DNS.
You may not care b/c
1) you’re technically astute and understands what…

We at TechWankers bring you the latest and most awesome web innovation not even Google can match. In fact, thoseut  evil bastards in Mountain View, CA tried to steal our thunder with their FriendFeed/Twitter/Facebook ripoff called Google Buzz, which by the way is the same shit as Google Wave.
BUT… we have the REAL deal.
Introducing the…

So the TED conference is here again. This is probably one of the most pretentious ‘idea’ conferences. Its a bunch of rich boys  getting together to have fun under the guise of a ‘thinking’ conference.  Lets look at the facts:
- ticket price: $6K+. This is priced to filter out all the riffraffs (that’s poor/common people).
-…

 
… and what they REALLY mean
1) I’m looking for a technical co-founder
I have no real skills or money. I hope you do.
2) We are pre-funded startup. No salary yet but you’ll get founder equity stake.
Here’s some toilet paper.
3) You take care of tech. I’ll take care of PR and marketing.
I’ll beg TechCrunch for a back…

There are two Arringtons.
One looks like this

 
And the other one is pleasant to look at AND to listen to (Jill Arrington)

 
Less Michael, more Jill. But don’t take my word for it, Google agrees with me.

 
 
PS: So the intern took some money to give some back link to a company. So what? Isnt’ that how TechCrunch…