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We at TechWankers work hard to bring you the latest internet trends and useless crap. The latest uproar from Apple in banning adult themed apps has made some waves in the internet world. To clarify, we invited Mr. Jebediah Farmalot to an exclusive interview:

TechWankers: Thanks for coming Mr.Farmalot.
Farmalot: Thanks for having me.
TechWankers: So let’s get…

Real world stuff .
PMS Buddy:
PMSBuddy.com is a free service created with a single goal in mind: to keep you aware of when your wife, girlfriend, mother, sister, daughter, or any other women in your life are closing in on “that time of the month” – when things can get intense for what may seem to…

A 16 year old girl from Iowa apparently has the fastest thumbs, according to Yahoo News
… her aptitude for texting goes beyond sending sneaky messages to friends during math class: Moore’s messaging habit has won her $60,000 in prize money
for FASTEST texting speed. The winning message?
“Zippity Dooo Dahh Zippity Ayy…My oh MY, what a wonderful…

Today’s tragic accident bought out the comment trolls in droves.  Comment trolls are probably the worst side of the internet/blogs.  (The techwankers are a close second).
These trolls can be classified into the following:

1) High Almighty:
Trolls who think they know what is right.  Today, many news outlet/blogs wrote about the tragic Tesla accident – but also,…

Let’s face it. There’s no WAY in hell not one, not two, BUT THREE Tesla execs died at once in a single accident. The chances of that happening is equivalent to Joe getting laid with a REAL person.
Here are possible “enemies” of Tesla Motors, an electric vehicle company, that might want to see such tragedy
1)…

This is off topic for Techwankers – but its too close to home. (And those wankers at Techcrunch is too busy to report it).
From Venturebeat:
A small passenger plane piloted by a top executive at Tesla Motors crashed into a house in East Palo Alto, Calif. before 8 a.m. this morning, killing the pilot and two…

If  you’ve been following TechCrunch’s coverage of the fight between Sarah Silverman against TED’s Chris Anderson, it’s quite hilarious. Why? Because
- Chris Anderson proves Joe’s theory that TED does indeed equal “The Elite Dweebs” – how dweeby can you get analyzing a comedian’s comment about retarded kids? It’s a f*cking joke. Laugh and move on.
-…

Vivek Wadhwa, professor at some fancy schmancy school, wrote an article called “What’s Better: Saving the World or Building Another Facebook app?”:
… we have the greatest minds and the deepest pool of investment capital in the world focused on building Facebook and Twitter apps.
Well, I agree with you Professor Dub (as in “W” of Wadha)….