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2010 Porn Tech Wishlist
The new hype at 2010 CES is the 3D TV. Screw the 3D TV. I want to see a TV that can squirt when...
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Is There God?
By Wanksta There must be. Otherwise, how do you explain these epic Cosplay failure geeks?
How To Guarantee Company Failure: Startup Weekend
By WankstaStartup Weekend is, yes, the gayest and the stupidest way to start a company
SW:
Startup Weekend recruits a highly motivated group of developers, business managers, startup enthusiasts, marketing gurus, graphic artists and more to a 54 hour event that builds communities, companies and projects.
Translation:
With false dreams and even more false expectations of high ROI, bunch of…
Why White Men Should Not Rap
By Joe Super smart geek Paul Tarjan is escaping leaving Yahoo! So he made a smart and funny geek humor video. But seriously Paul – you should have gotten a friend that could sing (i.e no one in tech) to rap this for you.
Techwankers State Of Play. Banned By Techcrunch, Google.
By JoeIts been about 3 months that we started Techwankers, so we thought we’ll share some data on our current state.
People we’ve pissed off:
Techcunch : we are banned from posting any comments. (This was right after our post on MG Siegler).
Google: our contents was not to their approval.
Revenue:
Enough for 10 cases of ramen at Costco. (Shout…
Christian Porn Stars: Conflicting Morality or Just Confused?
By WankstaNot that I indulge in porn, because we here at TechWankers are highly moral with even more respect for women, but I want to speak for majority of men who seem to enjoy this type of adult content.
Why is it that some porn stars insist on wearing crosses on their necks on these videos?
Not that…
What “Do No Evil” Really Means
By WankstaInternet companies keep throwing around this slogan… “do no evil“. Google, Twitter, Facebook, etc etc.
Let’s face it. Internet is no different than TV, radio, newspaper, or even junk mail. It’s just a communication medium. It ain’t gonna change the world. The only way you can change your world is if you DO something to your…
Google to SVASE: Stop Kissing Asses
By WankstaSVASE (Silicon Valley Association of Suckup Entrepreneurs) has been labeled by Google as the biggest ass kissers in silicon valley:
Instead of trying to charge broke entrepreneurs thousands of dollars for stupid conferences and worthless “networking” events with even so called “investors”, how about helping them with stuff that actually matters, like product development and sales?…
Google To China: “Together we can rule the galaxy as father and son”
By JoeGoogle’s stand with China’s censorship is probably its best PR stunt (so far). If anyone think Google is doing it out of ‘doing good’ – then its just naive thinking. Google is a business with profit targets and growth requirements. By forcing the censorship into the public news – they are essentially trying to get…
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I'd hit it. With a 2x4....ElleSpencer on Steve's Next Conquest After iPhone and iPad: iBoard and iMat
This is hilarious!...Roy on Content vs. distribution: silicon valley assholes will always be assholes
hahahhaha.....fucking great article, right on point......Joe on China To Google: Take Geography 101
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