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Is There God?

By Wanksta There must be. Otherwise, how do you explain these epic Cosplay failure geeks?
[ More ] March 30th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in WTF

How To Guarantee Company Failure: Startup Weekend

By Wanksta

Startup Weekend is, yes, the gayest and the stupidest way to start a company
SW:
Startup Weekend recruits a highly motivated group of developers, business managers, startup enthusiasts, marketing gurus, graphic artists and more to a 54 hour event that builds communities, companies and projects.
Translation:
With false dreams and even more false expectations of high ROI, bunch of…

[ More ] March 29th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary, Silicon Valley

Why White Men Should Not Rap

By Joe Super smart geek Paul Tarjan is escaping leaving Yahoo! So he made a smart and funny geek humor video. But seriously Paul – you should have gotten a friend that could sing (i.e no one in tech) to rap this for you.
[ More ] March 28th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Silicon Valley

Techwankers State Of Play. Banned By Techcrunch, Google.

By Joe

Its been about 3 months that we started Techwankers, so we thought we’ll share some data on our current state.

People we’ve pissed off:
Techcunch : we are banned from posting any comments. (This was right after our post on MG Siegler).
Google: our contents was not to their approval.
Revenue:
Enough for  10 cases of ramen at Costco. (Shout…

[ More ] March 27th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary

Google blames Facebook

By Wanksta
[ More ] March 26th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Art

Translate Google (well at least they tried)

By Wanksta
[ More ] March 25th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Art

Christian Porn Stars: Conflicting Morality or Just Confused?

By Wanksta

Not that I indulge in porn, because we here at TechWankers are highly moral with even more respect for women, but I want to speak for majority of men who seem to enjoy this type of adult content.
Why is it that some porn stars insist on wearing crosses on their necks on these videos?
Not that…

[ More ] March 25th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary

What “Do No Evil” Really Means

By Wanksta

Internet companies keep throwing around this slogan… “do no evil“. Google, Twitter, Facebook, etc etc.
Let’s face it. Internet is no different than TV, radio, newspaper, or even junk mail. It’s just a communication medium. It ain’t gonna change the world. The only way you can change your world is if you DO something to your…

[ More ] March 24th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary, Silicon Valley

Google to SVASE: Stop Kissing Asses

By Wanksta

SVASE (Silicon Valley Association of Suckup Entrepreneurs) has been labeled by Google as the biggest ass kissers in silicon valley:

Instead of trying to charge broke entrepreneurs thousands of dollars for stupid conferences and worthless “networking” events with even so called “investors”, how about helping them with stuff that actually matters, like product development and sales?…

[ More ] March 24th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary

Google To China: “Together we can rule the galaxy as father and son”

By Joe

Google’s stand with China’s censorship is probably its best PR stunt (so far). If anyone think Google is doing it out of ‘doing good’ – then its just naive thinking. Google is a business with profit targets and growth requirements. By forcing the censorship into the public news – they are essentially trying to get…

[ More ] March 23rd, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary, Silicon Valley

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