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Let’s face it.  iPad is gonna be useful for really, only 2 major categories:

Games – Yeap, iPad wasn’t meant to compete with Kindle. It was made to compete with game consoles. One THIRD of iPad apps are games.
Porn – High resolution TOUCH screen interface with wifi AND is portable? To me, that sounds like a…

For those Apple geeks who’s gotta say every god damn useless stuff on Twitter/Facebook about their experience at the waiting line (such as this one):
07:00 AM: I’m seeing about 40 guys in front of me at Apple Shrine Palo Alto.
07:15 AM: They are serving KK donuts.
07:20 AM: I’m very surprised at finding that most of…

When you ask, Yahoo or Bing for a “cute puppy”, you get what you asked for. A cute puppy.

But when you ask Google…

We knew Google was the devil that made Satan look like a chump, but this is ridiculous.
The only logical conclusion we can draw is that Google and its employees hate dogs. In fact,…

Forget camping in line for the upcoming iPad release. The Techwankers are here to share our tips on getting to the head of the line.
Hot Chick:

No brainer here. Hire a hot chick (or get a hot friend if you are cheap) and bring her to the line in the morning. Let her tell everyone in…

TechWankers have had some big publicity lately, mainly the acquisition from TechCrunch. Steve Jobs, are long time friend has expressed interest in helping TechWankers grow, but today it’s official.
With TechCrunch in our bed, Steve Jobs has decided to sit on the board of directors for TechWankers. He has also invested a large sum of series…

After a late night meeting, we can now officially confirm that the holy bible of tech blogs, Techcrunch has acquired Techwankers. At present, we cannot disclose the financial details (but both myself and Wanksta are buying the drinks tonight over at Blue Chalk in Palo Alto).

We got Michael Arrington (founder of Techcrunch) to provide the…

Today is a sad sad day against in this global war against that Satan, a.k.a, Google. Yahoo Publisher Network, one of the stronger competitor against Ass-sense has closed down and is referring business to Chitika:
Dear Publisher,
Yahoo! continuously evaluates and prioritizes our products and services, in alignment with business goals and our continued commitment to deliver…