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I got an email correspondence from one of our deranged fans. Of course, I am obliged to share.
Dear Wanksta.
Since you seem like a genuine asshole who seems to know every damn thing there is to about life, I want to ask you about the latest awesome tech movie Avatar. Everyone’s talking about the removed sex…

So last night I got a call. “Yo, Joe. Its Stevie. What the fuck is all this nexus shit that is all over the internet. Don’t these fuckers know who they are dealing with. I am going to bury them. Now do an expose on that piece of brick or I’ll never leak any more…

People in silcon valley get way too hyped about, well, hype like this augmented reality thing. For nerds, anything new in technology is their obsession.
Augment reality, virtual reality.. who cares?  Who gives a shit? How about making something for the REAL reality?
For example, would you rather have sex with this

 
or this?

Yeah I thought so.  Yes,…

There are a lot of confusions between geeks and nerds. To me, they are totally different. A geek may be passionate about technology, but a nerd is consumed by it.

Some examples:
- A nerd have seen Avatar at least 3 times – in the same week. A geek will never admit to it.
- The geeks have…

Because venture capitalist, VC, also stand for:
1) Visual C++: Pretty useless in internet world, like a dog that can’t bully a cat.

2) Viet Cong: How VC operates: gain your trust, dig a tunnel underneath your house, and BANG! Eat your balls!

3) Vaginal Cunnilingus: Just like giving a woman a blow job, most VC’s are clueless

Possibly…

Are you sick of all these companies jumping on the green wagon? Do they really think we are that gullible? These ‘green’ campaigns are nothing but PR stunts that helps with the bottom line.

‘Eco-friendly water bottle that use less plastic, weight less and hence less fuel to transport’ = We saved a bunch of money…

A public service announcement from **ckYou:
http://www.rockyou.com/help/securityMessage.php
“As we previously explained, one or more individuals illegally breached one of our databases that contained the usernames and passwords for about 32 million users in an unencrypted format. It also included these users’ email addresses.”
“…we recommend that our RockYou.com users change their passwords for their email and other online…