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As we indulge in our technojoy and gadgetlust, we should consider the effects of a single nuclear missile exploded in the atmosphere…
“Let us say the freighter ship launches a nuclear-armed Shahab-3 missile off the coast of the U.S. and the missile explodes 300 miles over Chicago. The nuclear detonation in space creates an electromagnetic pulse (EMP).”

“Gamma…

The battle continues as the FCC limps along like the eunuchs they are, and the Communications Industry continues to have the Courts in their pockets having them playfully work the balls as they prepare to screw the last remaining growth industry in American. What will Comcast do once they have NBC/Hulu?

The new hype at 2010 CES is the 3D TV. Screw the 3D TV. I want to see a TV that can squirt when the user is watching porn:

Ha! I know what you web 2.0 nerds were thinking: “pssh, that’s not social enough”. Ha! Of course, I’d make it social. It would be an internet…

We published a list of tech wankers for 2009, so I thought I’ll do one for those who I consider as non-wankers.  Non-wankers are folks who tell it as it is. They don’t try to ‘fit in’ to the whole technology/silicon valley brown nose crap. They see how silicon valley take advantage of startups at…

Milk and Details on the rumored TechCrunch cereal have been pouring in and we’ve obtained an exclusiv box!
Michael Arrington would not comment on the cereal but he did appear to have had a nutritious breakfast.

Oh my god this will change everything! My shirt, my pants, and defintely the world.
If you haven’t heard of a ‘website’, its the thing in between your head and the screen that keeps you from staring at the wall.

Cut to the “House of Palm”…
If there’s one thing Palm can do, its slowly jerk-off into the sticky hands of their webOS crapsumers, this is no exception.

Its CES week. Tech business men and geeks are all descending into Vegas to ‘check out’ the latest technology. Most are doing it on expense accounts. Head ups wives, girlfriends and corporate expense accountants – its all a lie!

The real reason they are at CES is PORN. Because right next door on the convention floor…

… and i mean the nasty kind of asshole. With anal discharge, hemorrhoidal flareup, and all kinds of nasty asshole you can possibly imagine.
People in silicon valley thinks everything should be f*cking free. And if it’s not free, it should be relatively cheap + available to all. What matters isn’t the content, but the “web-2.0-cool-awesome-ajax-user-generated-blah-blah-kiss-my-non-developer-ass”…