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Wanksta is smart. Not a genius. Just smarter than you. That makes him Smart.
So smart that he got a job interview at Google. I didn’t ask for it. A friend of mine referred me to the recruiter. Ok I lie, I don’t have friends.
I passed all the technical crap. Then comes this stupid ass cock-sucker…

So I recently took a Delta/NWA flight and when I arrived and unpacked, I discovered that two MacBooks were missing from my checked-in luggage, most likely stolen by baggage handlers.   (Note: one of Macs was already busted… so it was essentially one lost MacBook.)
Public service announcement:  Don’t put laptop computers in your checked-in luggage.
This…

We all know that IE is bad. The recent IE6 security issue is just more shit in the fan. Since its Microsoft, they get all the publicity when something bad happens – nerds just like to bitch on MS.
One thing that keeps flying under the radar is how bad Firefox is. Especially with memory leak…

If these sex bots (like this and that) are gonna emulate the experience of sex with a real woman, these are a must for men:
1) mute button – Men don’t liking after sex. Especially to damn robots.

2) removable cum tray – For easy cleaning before you share it with your buddy.

3) built-in microwave – in…

Just recently I saw a commercial for NetZero (yeah – those dial up guys are still around). The punchline for the commercial is that you save over $300 a year by switching from broadband to dial-up!!

Using this logic, here are my tips for saving more money:
- save on rent and switch to living in a…

So wankers, geeks, nerds all know that the tech industry is like a desert when it comes to female workers. This is especially true for developers. But we think we’ve found the solution at the recent CES – Fembots!! (‘Yeah, baby, yeah’)
Sure, those of you with dirty minds will come up with bedroom uses, but…

At the recent CES we were given exclusive access to a new 3D technology that will allow home viewing of 3D porn. Yep – once again, the porn industry is at the bleeding edge of technology.

This head mounted viewer is bluetooth enabled. So its wireless connected to your PC  – frees up your hands for…

Dear Wanksta.
Ever walk into a corporate tech office and notice the plethora of geek white/asian/indian men sitting in their little cubicles crunching away code? And the only females you see are receptionists, sales/marketing people and project managers. Sometimes you see them in finance/legal/what-da-hell-do-i-do-you-ask?-not-sure-but-i-have-an-MBA departments as well, but on the OTHER side of the freakin’ building.
I…

A while back, National Federation of the Blind and the American Council of the Blind was ticked off at Arizona State University because ASU wanted to deploy Amazon Kindle as textbook replacement. But obviously, device cannot be used by blind students. So what they do? Do what every makes sense in this great nation of…

This is IT. Our choice for top nerd pinups. Only true nerds will get excited about these picks – so if you don’t ‘get it’, then you are just not a nerd. Try harder.

Bill Gates – He knows the moves – leans on a monitor like a hot chick on a car. The ‘old school’…