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Tech and Porn (Top 3 of All Time – so far)

Since tech and porn go hand in hand (the art of one handed typing), I figured I go out 2009 with a...

To Techcrunch : We Take Bribes

Today Techcrunch made a public apology to its readers regarding a writer taking bribes (mac book...

Battle for domination of the sex appeal: women in tech vs. w

We asked 100 people of the TechWankers audience, mostly lonely geeky engineering men who think...

Steve Jobs played by Levar Burton. No, I didn’t make this shit up.

By Wanksta

MacWorld, an event known to us non-Mac fans as nerd circle jerk where people pay for Steve Jobs’s golden shower, started off with a talk show. Levar Buron, the blind dude with accordion visor, apparently played the character of Steve Jobs.

I’m not trying to be racial here… but wtf. Couldn’t they find a white guy…

[ More ] February 11th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in WTF

Hitler Hates iPad

By Joe The news is out. Hitler hates the iPad – don’t blame him (unless he is a PC user). A device with no multi-tasking? WTF!

[ More ] January 28th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Silicon Valley, WTF

WTF Elevator

By Joe Huh? Who gave the OK for this design?

[ More ] January 24th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Art, Sidebar Art, WTF

I know you’re blind, but seriously, WTF. STFU.

By Wanksta

A while back, National Federation of the Blind and the American Council of the Blind was ticked off at Arizona State University because ASU wanted to deploy Amazon Kindle as textbook replacement. But obviously, device cannot be used by blind students. So what they do? Do what every makes sense in this great nation of…

[ More ] January 11th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary, WTF

What The FCC: Neutered Net Neutrality: Boycott the Comcasket.

By boombox

The battle continues as the FCC limps along like the eunuchs they are, and the Communications Industry continues to have the Courts in their pockets having them playfully work the balls as they prepare to screw the last remaining growth industry in American. What will Comcast do once they have NBC/Hulu?

[ More ] January 9th, 2010 | 1 Comment | Posted in Commentary, I Can't Believe..., WTF

Google is really a porn search engine

By Wanksta TechWankers’ first post was in December 21, 2009. Yet it managed to get fully indexed onto Google’s index. Why? Cuz Google in reality likes risque content. Look at TechWanker’s tag cloud and see how prominent “porn, sex, women” are. Google bots are horny little machines. Dirty little bastards.

[ More ] January 5th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in WTF

iSlate, iGuide..WTF?

By Joe

There are a lot of rumors and guesses as to what the new Apple Tablet will be called. One tech website went as far as digging into domain and trademark records as far back as the 90s.
Why do anyone care? To grab domain names and hope to ‘flip it’? Apple will be stupid if they…

[ More ] December 29th, 2009 | 2 Comments | Posted in WTF

WTF Money

By Joe

‘WTF Money’ is the opposite of ‘FU Money’ (FU Money is when someone has so much money – like Mark Cuban – they can essentially do what they like). ‘WTF Money’ is money that are not yours, but you are in charge of it. ‘WTF. Its not my money – risk it’. VC money is…

[ More ] December 24th, 2009 | 1 Comment | Posted in WTF