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If you are a hot Asian femal hero, you must have the following:

a big ass machine gun
a shield, just in case the enemy runs out of bullets and starts throwing spears
a NICE rack just barely covered, so if you get bored, you (or I) can play with them
a knee pad so that you can play…

Internet Pawnshop, with its hefty warchest of $1.5m in series A fundraising, has hired us as it’s muscle. Joe and I will be going after those who fraud the pawnshop with very persuasive repayment tactics, such as

“temporarily” modifying their network to redirect all porn requests to Disney.com
borrowing” the user’s browser histories and send them to…

I’m a fan of comedy. And this is probably the funniest shit I’ve seen.
Google employees left the Facebook’s F8 conference because they thought Facebook’s attempt at being just as evil as Google wasn’t “right”:
Louis Chabardes  – Engineer  at Google
Kinda puzzled how Facebook can enable “Instant Personalization” as a default opt-in for 500 million users without…

1) “dumb ass” idiots – born of genetic defects in human genome
2) “retarded” idiots – regular people who have no usage of their brain (look up “MBA”)
3) “deperate” idiots – people from Topeka Google, Kansas.
In order to be “selected” as the testbed for Google’s evil plan of world domination through high speed home fiber optics…

Google is known to be evil. Not just evil like fat greedy kid, but evil like Satan. I wouldn’t be surprised if its evilness somehow managed to kill Tesla execs because their search algorithm thought they were web spam.
So Google CEO supposedly “misplaced”  the blog of CEO Schmidt’s mistress Kate Bohner. (Yes… “BOH-ner”. I won’t…

Sometimes I think humans are pretty stupid and we are probably no smarter then our dogs. Here is an example.
This is got to be the stupidest idea we’ve come across. (And we’ve seen some crazy ones)
This is a butt hole cover for your dog!!! WTF? So apparently there is a problem with ugly dog butt…

If  you’ve been following TechCrunch’s coverage of the fight between Sarah Silverman against TED’s Chris Anderson, it’s quite hilarious. Why? Because
- Chris Anderson proves Joe’s theory that TED does indeed equal “The Elite Dweebs” – how dweeby can you get analyzing a comedian’s comment about retarded kids? It’s a f*cking joke. Laugh and move on.
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