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If you use Asssense Adsense (for content) to monetize your site, up till unow you never knew how hard the nice old Google was raping you. Till now:
AdSense for content publishers, who make up the vast majority of our AdSense publishers, earn a 68% revenue share worldwide. This means we pay 68% of the revenue…

TechWankers have had some big publicity lately, mainly the acquisition from TechCrunch. Steve Jobs, are long time friend has expressed interest in helping TechWankers grow, but today it’s official.
With TechCrunch in our bed, Steve Jobs has decided to sit on the board of directors for TechWankers. He has also invested a large sum of series…

First, Shitster Friendster folks patents “social networking“.
Second, Facebook folks patent “news feed“.
Hmm. Is it possible to patent “talking”? Perhaps, “writing”. Or “journaling”. Maybe “chatting”. Or god forbid… “breathing”.
Why not patent anything?
In fact, we did.
Techwankers patented the very thing that impacts every aspect of ALL our digital lives: “porn“.
Here is the diagram submitted to the USPTO…

We at TechWankers bring you the latest and most awesome web innovation not even Google can match. In fact, thoseut  evil bastards in Mountain View, CA tried to steal our thunder with their FriendFeed/Twitter/Facebook ripoff called Google Buzz, which by the way is the same shit as Google Wave.
BUT… we have the REAL deal.
Introducing the…

1. Jeff Bezos sues Brazil over Amazon branding conflict; 2. Godaddy found liable for child support; 3. Legos vs. Tetris the diff…

At the recent CES we were given exclusive access to a new 3D technology that will allow home viewing of 3D porn. Yep – once again, the porn industry is at the bleeding edge of technology.

This head mounted viewer is bluetooth enabled. So its wireless connected to your PC  – frees up your hands for…

The new hype at 2010 CES is the 3D TV. Screw the 3D TV. I want to see a TV that can squirt when the user is watching porn:

Ha! I know what you web 2.0 nerds were thinking: “pssh, that’s not social enough”. Ha! Of course, I’d make it social. It would be an internet…

Milk and Details on the rumored TechCrunch cereal have been pouring in and we’ve obtained an exclusiv box!
Michael Arrington would not comment on the cereal but he did appear to have had a nutritious breakfast.

Joe’s post about the greatest wankers of 2009 inspired me to review this year’s disease phenomenon called web 2.0.
What is web 2.0? The all knowing wikipedia says web 2.0 applications are:
A Web 2.0 site allows its users to interact with other users or to change website content, in contrast to non-interactive websites where users are…