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Let’s face it. There’s no WAY in hell not one, not two, BUT THREE Tesla execs died at once in a single accident. The chances of that happening is equivalent to Joe getting laid with a REAL person.
Here are possible “enemies” of Tesla Motors, an electric vehicle company, that might want to see such tragedy
1)…

This is off topic for Techwankers – but its too close to home. (And those wankers at Techcrunch is too busy to report it).
From Venturebeat:
A small passenger plane piloted by a top executive at Tesla Motors crashed into a house in East Palo Alto, Calif. before 8 a.m. this morning, killing the pilot and two…

When MySpace CEO Van Natta was recently fired stepped-down, rumours were flying as to where he would end up next. Well, we are happy to announce that he has accepted the post of ‘intern’ writer for Tech Wankers.
‘I am really happy and humbled to be given such a great opportunity by the folks at Tech…

Its a recession. So the big guys are hunkering down. This leaves room for the small guys to innovate a bunch of crap. But at techwankers, we are a creative bunch – we believe these products will work – IF they were marketed to the porn crowd.

Yeah – 3D viewer for the iphone (we first…

The techwankers stumbled to the macworld expo today. We were right behind Guy Kawasaki (techwankers roll together). For the ladies (all 1.5 of you that reads this blog – the .5 is the geek that can’t make up his mind) – he was in an all black ensemble. With a black ‘mac’ for rain protection.
Immediate…

“Google” in other languages:

spanish – Satán
french – Satan
italian – Satana
german – Satan
danish – Satan
estonian – Saatan

So…. you gotta wonder, “is google evil?” 6 languages can’t be wrong at the SAME time.
The demon himself Google is getting into high speed broadband service as well as DNS.
You may not care b/c
1) you’re technically astute and understands what…

So the TED conference is here again. This is probably one of the most pretentious ‘idea’ conferences. Its a bunch of rich boys  getting together to have fun under the guise of a ‘thinking’ conference.  Lets look at the facts:
- ticket price: $6K+. This is priced to filter out all the riffraffs (that’s poor/common people).
-…

 
… and what they REALLY mean
1) I’m looking for a technical co-founder
I have no real skills or money. I hope you do.
2) We are pre-funded startup. No salary yet but you’ll get founder equity stake.
Here’s some toilet paper.
3) You take care of tech. I’ll take care of PR and marketing.
I’ll beg TechCrunch for a back…