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Bay Area people are always talking about how LA is so damn superficial. Fake titties, fake personalities, fake star-wannabes, etc etc. Sure, you see them in LA. Lots of them, especially in clubs and you know what they’re after.
But seriously, what about this Bay Area Chic Meets Geek thing? They’re “mission” is:
ChicMeetsGeek™ is an event…

A new dating site called Cupidtino is based around Apple and Mac fans (i.e. Cupertino, CA is the headquarter of Apple).  They had a good succesful launch, attracting 600 men, and of course ZERO women. That’s what dating sites need: lots of men and no women. Sure, geeky women are better than no women. Sure,…

Steve Jobs is a funny man. He wants the society to have freedom from porn. Why, Mr. Jobs? why would you take away the only true innovators of media and technology? And isn’t it true that some of the bigger consumers of porn are actually mac users? Without porn industry, the world would still live…

There are 4 types of people at Ad-Tech that waste your time:
1. Pushy CPA network affiliate managers:
What: “we have the highest payouts! exclusive offers! we can monetize ALL types of traffic”
Who: Ex-used car salesmen.

2. Sales ad reps
What: “we have the largest ad inventory around the globe, 600m impressions”
Who: Excessively large breasted women who couldn’t either…

Yes, Twitter is ending it’s love affair with Bit.ly as its default URL shortening service. Even the bit.ly CEO wrote about how he felt:
We thank Twitter, everyone there, for the kick start it gave bit.ly.   And we certainly hope we helped Twitter during a difficult scaling period — that was the intent.
Right. Let me translate…

Let’s face it.  iPad is gonna be useful for really, only 2 major categories:

Games – Yeap, iPad wasn’t meant to compete with Kindle. It was made to compete with game consoles. One THIRD of iPad apps are games.
Porn – High resolution TOUCH screen interface with wifi AND is portable? To me, that sounds like a…