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Developer girl – Yeah, I’d tap that
By WankstaSince Joe’s one of those undersexed developers who live on caffeine and ramen in the basement of his mother, always bitching about how tech events are nothing but sausage fests, here’s a tribute to one decent looking woman, Sara Chipps, in technology that whose ass I’d actually tap:
And she looks like she knows what the…
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