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Earlier today, the infamous Rickroll[ed] video was removed from YouTube. BUT a few hours later, YouTube decided to put it back with the comments “…Occasionally, an account flagged by users or identified by our spam team is mistakenly taken down.”
Huh? But that video have been around for years. We suspect its another ‘clean…

Real world stuff .
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Why is the media (especially women journalists) all up on Tiger? For example, a Playboy model who slept with him, Loredana Jolie, said that Tiger
“would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came up the next morning.”She also says Tiger “likes role-playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a…

1. Jeff Bezos sues Brazil over Amazon branding conflict; 2. Godaddy found liable for child support; 3. Legos vs. Tetris the diff…

So it all started with the Apple Ad. “I am a Mac”.
Then Microsoft got in the act with “I am a PC”. Microsoft have always been a follower – so it was not a surprise when they ‘followed’ the Apple ads.
Now, things are getting really bad. IBM – the big mammoth of business are at…

Just recently I saw a commercial for NetZero (yeah – those dial up guys are still around). The punchline for the commercial is that you save over $300 a year by switching from broadband to dial-up!!

Using this logic, here are my tips for saving more money:
- save on rent and switch to living in a…

So wankers, geeks, nerds all know that the tech industry is like a desert when it comes to female workers. This is especially true for developers. But we think we’ve found the solution at the recent CES – Fembots!! (‘Yeah, baby, yeah’)
Sure, those of you with dirty minds will come up with bedroom uses, but…

The battle continues as the FCC limps along like the eunuchs they are, and the Communications Industry continues to have the Courts in their pockets having them playfully work the balls as they prepare to screw the last remaining growth industry in American. What will Comcast do once they have NBC/Hulu?

Oh my god this will change everything! My shirt, my pants, and defintely the world.
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