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That was my mom, but no longer, because
1) Pac-Man is no longer the state of the art, high tech game of the year
2) You dirty internet pervert geeks would Google “wanksta’s mom naked” and I personally don’t like that
So my next guess is, Jessica Chobot. This bitch is hot; apparently she’s good at FPS games.
After…

They’re the most evil company known to date. Not because they make a lot of money, but because they control information just like the Nazis did. They even went as far as violating their own terms of service. They say paying for blog posts are bad and prohibited. Guess what? Google paid for blob entries…

Finally a smart question.
I found the source code:
 
switch(meat){
case cow:
taste = beef;
end
case pig:
…

Dear Wanksta.
Ever walk into a corporate tech office and notice the plethora of geek white/asian/indian men sitting in their little cubicles crunching away code? And the only females you see are receptionists, sales/marketing people and project managers. Sometimes you see them in finance/legal/what-da-hell-do-i-do-you-ask?-not-sure-but-i-have-an-MBA departments as well, but on the OTHER side of the freakin’ building.
I…

I got an email correspondence from one of our deranged fans. Of course, I am obliged to share.
Dear Wanksta.
Since you seem like a genuine asshole who seems to know every damn thing there is to about life, I want to ask you about the latest awesome tech movie Avatar. Everyone’s talking about the removed sex…