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… and i mean the nasty kind of asshole. With anal discharge, hemorrhoidal flareup, and all kinds of nasty asshole you can possibly imagine.
People in silicon valley thinks everything should be f*cking free. And if it’s not free, it should be relatively cheap + available to all. What matters isn’t the content, but the “web-2.0-cool-awesome-ajax-user-generated-blah-blah-kiss-my-non-developer-ass”…

There are a lot of confusions between geeks and nerds. To me, they are totally different. A geek may be passionate about technology, but a nerd is consumed by it.

Some examples:
- A nerd have seen Avatar at least 3 times – in the same week. A geek will never admit to it.
- The geeks have…

Because venture capitalist, VC, also stand for:
1) Visual C++: Pretty useless in internet world, like a dog that can’t bully a cat.

2) Viet Cong: How VC operates: gain your trust, dig a tunnel underneath your house, and BANG! Eat your balls!

3) Vaginal Cunnilingus: Just like giving a woman a blow job, most VC’s are clueless

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Are you sick of all these companies jumping on the green wagon? Do they really think we are that gullible? These ‘green’ campaigns are nothing but PR stunts that helps with the bottom line.

‘Eco-friendly water bottle that use less plastic, weight less and hence less fuel to transport’ = We saved a bunch of money…

A public service announcement from **ckYou:
http://www.rockyou.com/help/securityMessage.php
“As we previously explained, one or more individuals illegally breached one of our databases that contained the usernames and passwords for about 32 million users in an unencrypted format. It also included these users’ email addresses.”
“…we recommend that our RockYou.com users change their passwords for their email and other online…

We Techwankers, most of who are technical internet entrepreneurs, started this blog because we wanted to vent. Things like:
1. “Entrepreneurs” who listen to journalists and give a shit more about PR/praise/delusion of “changing the world” than actually making profit. Change the world? These people can’t even change their own (financial) life first. Besides, did the…

This post is just an excuse (not that we need it – see any posting by wanksta) to post more pictures of women. The title is link bait for all the white guys with ‘yellow fever’ – you know who you are. (Yep – techwankers is an all male crew, so any female who want…

1) Ruby on Rails’ just like hot women, expensive and hard to understand.

2) Java – Caffeine’s known to enlarge your balls.

3) Python – Snakes are known to eats your balls.

4) ASP – Bill gates will eat your balls.

5) PERL – Women’s favorite – they will wear your balls.

Besides, PHP sounds like ph.D. Must be smart.
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