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So I recently took a Delta/NWA flight and when I arrived and unpacked, I discovered that two MacBooks were missing from my checked-in luggage, most likely stolen by baggage handlers.   (Note: one of Macs was already busted… so it was essentially one lost MacBook.)
Public service announcement:  Don’t put laptop computers in your checked-in luggage.
This…

We all know that IE is bad. The recent IE6 security issue is just more shit in the fan. Since its Microsoft, they get all the publicity when something bad happens – nerds just like to bitch on MS.
One thing that keeps flying under the radar is how bad Firefox is. Especially with memory leak…

If these sex bots (like this and that) are gonna emulate the experience of sex with a real woman, these are a must for men:
1) mute button – Men don’t liking after sex. Especially to damn robots.

2) removable cum tray – For easy cleaning before you share it with your buddy.

3) built-in microwave – in…

Just recently I saw a commercial for NetZero (yeah – those dial up guys are still around). The punchline for the commercial is that you save over $300 a year by switching from broadband to dial-up!!

Using this logic, here are my tips for saving more money:
- save on rent and switch to living in a…

A while back, National Federation of the Blind and the American Council of the Blind was ticked off at Arizona State University because ASU wanted to deploy Amazon Kindle as textbook replacement. But obviously, device cannot be used by blind students. So what they do? Do what every makes sense in this great nation of…

As we indulge in our technojoy and gadgetlust, we should consider the effects of a single nuclear missile exploded in the atmosphere…
“Let us say the freighter ship launches a nuclear-armed Shahab-3 missile off the coast of the U.S. and the missile explodes 300 miles over Chicago. The nuclear detonation in space creates an electromagnetic pulse (EMP).”

“Gamma…

The battle continues as the FCC limps along like the eunuchs they are, and the Communications Industry continues to have the Courts in their pockets having them playfully work the balls as they prepare to screw the last remaining growth industry in American. What will Comcast do once they have NBC/Hulu?

We published a list of tech wankers for 2009, so I thought I’ll do one for those who I consider as non-wankers.  Non-wankers are folks who tell it as it is. They don’t try to ‘fit in’ to the whole technology/silicon valley brown nose crap. They see how silicon valley take advantage of startups at…

Cut to the “House of Palm”…
If there’s one thing Palm can do, its slowly jerk-off into the sticky hands of their webOS crapsumers, this is no exception.

Its CES week. Tech business men and geeks are all descending into Vegas to ‘check out’ the latest technology. Most are doing it on expense accounts. Head ups wives, girlfriends and corporate expense accountants – its all a lie!

The real reason they are at CES is PORN. Because right next door on the convention floor…