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Usually  we disagree with pretty much everything TechCrunch writes, except for this one post about the new book about Facebook (“The Facebook Effect”) by Arrington:
The result is a book that not only celebrates Facebook’s truly amazing accomplishments, but it’s also a book that makes excuses for, or denies, Facebook’s stumbles along the way. And that’s…

So Facebook wants to change the world. They’re not in it for the money because quite frankly, connecting people on internet is WAY WAY WAY more important than, say, I don’t know.. saving starving African babies that Angelina Jolie might force her legal custody over despite the black kid’s morbid fear of white people for…

If you use Asssense Adsense (for content) to monetize your site, up till unow you never knew how hard the nice old Google was raping you. Till now:
AdSense for content publishers, who make up the vast majority of our AdSense publishers, earn a 68% revenue share worldwide. This means we pay 68% of the revenue…

Steve Jobs is a funny man. He wants the society to have freedom from porn. Why, Mr. Jobs? why would you take away the only true innovators of media and technology? And isn’t it true that some of the bigger consumers of porn are actually mac users? Without porn industry, the world would still live…

Yeap. California’s economy is f*cked. Its economy is in deep doo-doo.
Of course, it makes sense. California led the way for all kinds of economic bubbles and, of course, subsequential crashes: the original gold rush of 1800’s, Silicon Valley’s dot com bubble of the 90’s, and of course, the most recent housing bubble of this decade….

There are 4 types of people at Ad-Tech that waste your time:
1. Pushy CPA network affiliate managers:
What: “we have the highest payouts! exclusive offers! we can monetize ALL types of traffic”
Who: Ex-used car salesmen.

2. Sales ad reps
What: “we have the largest ad inventory around the globe, 600m impressions”
Who: Excessively large breasted women who couldn’t either…

I’m a fan of comedy. And this is probably the funniest shit I’ve seen.
Google employees left the Facebook’s F8 conference because they thought Facebook’s attempt at being just as evil as Google wasn’t “right”:
Louis Chabardes  – Engineer  at Google
Kinda puzzled how Facebook can enable “Instant Personalization” as a default opt-in for 500 million users without…