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By WankstaIf you are a hot Asian femal hero, you must have the following:
a big ass machine gun
a shield, just in case the enemy runs out of bullets and starts throwing spears
a NICE rack just barely covered, so if you get bored, you (or I) can play with them
a knee pad so that you can play…
How to Defend Yourself Against an Attacker (especially if you’re a girl or a geek)
By Wanksta Very simple: body slam.
How To Date Multiple Women
By Wanksta According to Google, men should date prison women to increase their dating life:
Geek Ladies: Dress Like This
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I'd hit it. With a 2x4....ElleSpencer on Steve's Next Conquest After iPhone and iPad: iBoard and iMat
This is hilarious!...Roy on Content vs. distribution: silicon valley assholes will always be assholes
hahahhaha.....fucking great article, right on point......Joe on China To Google: Take Geography 101
Hey Johnny - thanks for the complement. BTW: you may want to take a spelling class. If IQ is low - s...Johnny W. Red on China To Google: Take Geography 101
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