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MacWorld, an event known to us non-Mac fans as nerd circle jerk where people pay for Steve Jobs’s golden shower, started off with a talk show. Levar Buron, the blind dude with accordion visor, apparently played the character of Steve Jobs.
 

 
I’m not trying to be racial here… but wtf. Couldn’t they find a white guy…

“Google” in other languages:

spanish – Satán
french – Satan
italian – Satana
german – Satan
danish – Satan
estonian – Saatan

So…. you gotta wonder, “is google evil?” 6 languages can’t be wrong at the SAME time.
The demon himself Google is getting into high speed broadband service as well as DNS.
You may not care b/c
1) you’re technically astute and understands what…

We at TechWankers bring you the latest and most awesome web innovation not even Google can match. In fact, thoseut  evil bastards in Mountain View, CA tried to steal our thunder with their FriendFeed/Twitter/Facebook ripoff called Google Buzz, which by the way is the same shit as Google Wave.
BUT… we have the REAL deal.
Introducing the…

 
… and what they REALLY mean
1) I’m looking for a technical co-founder
I have no real skills or money. I hope you do.
2) We are pre-funded startup. No salary yet but you’ll get founder equity stake.
Here’s some toilet paper.
3) You take care of tech. I’ll take care of PR and marketing.
I’ll beg TechCrunch for a back…

There are two Arringtons.
One looks like this

 
And the other one is pleasant to look at AND to listen to (Jill Arrington)

 
Less Michael, more Jill. But don’t take my word for it, Google agrees with me.

 
 
PS: So the intern took some money to give some back link to a company. So what? Isnt’ that how TechCrunch…

We asked 100 people of the TechWankers audience, mostly lonely geeky engineering men who think chivalry is name of alcohol, one of the most important questions of all time:
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO?
1) Marissa Mayer (VP, Satan, Inc. Google) vs Minnie Mouse (Queen, Republic of Disneyland)

Winner: Marissay Mayer (65-35)
#1 comment: “Only because sex with mouse…

Don’t do it. It’s bad.  It lowers Facebook pageview count (for about 15-45 seconds, depending on how quick you are). Not to mention the countless trees you’ve killed by using up all them Kleenex boxes.
Let’s face it. Facebook wasn’t meant to be private. If you want privacy, go to web 0.5 IRC chat. Make sure…

Why is the media (especially women journalists) all up on Tiger? For example, a Playboy model who slept with him, Loredana Jolie, said that Tiger
“would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the sun came up the next morning.”She also says Tiger “likes role-playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a…