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Usually  we disagree with pretty much everything TechCrunch writes, except for this one post about the new book about Facebook (“The Facebook Effect”) by Arrington:
The result is a book that not only celebrates Facebook’s truly amazing accomplishments, but it’s also a book that makes excuses for, or denies, Facebook’s stumbles along the way. And that’s…

Bay Area people are always talking about how LA is so damn superficial. Fake titties, fake personalities, fake star-wannabes, etc etc. Sure, you see them in LA. Lots of them, especially in clubs and you know what they’re after.
But seriously, what about this Bay Area Chic Meets Geek thing? They’re “mission” is:
ChicMeetsGeek™ is an event…

If you are a hot Asian femal hero, you must have the following:

a big ass machine gun
a shield, just in case the enemy runs out of bullets and starts throwing spears
a NICE rack just barely covered, so if you get bored, you (or I) can play with them
a knee pad so that you can play…

A new dating site called Cupidtino is based around Apple and Mac fans (i.e. Cupertino, CA is the headquarter of Apple).  They had a good succesful launch, attracting 600 men, and of course ZERO women. That’s what dating sites need: lots of men and no women. Sure, geeky women are better than no women. Sure,…

So Facebook wants to change the world. They’re not in it for the money because quite frankly, connecting people on internet is WAY WAY WAY more important than, say, I don’t know.. saving starving African babies that Angelina Jolie might force her legal custody over despite the black kid’s morbid fear of white people for…

If you use Asssense Adsense (for content) to monetize your site, up till unow you never knew how hard the nice old Google was raping you. Till now:
AdSense for content publishers, who make up the vast majority of our AdSense publishers, earn a 68% revenue share worldwide. This means we pay 68% of the revenue…

Steve Jobs is a funny man. He wants the society to have freedom from porn. Why, Mr. Jobs? why would you take away the only true innovators of media and technology? And isn’t it true that some of the bigger consumers of porn are actually mac users? Without porn industry, the world would still live…