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We all know that IE is bad. The recent IE6 security issue is just more shit in the fan. Since its Microsoft, they get all the publicity when something bad happens – nerds just like to bitch on MS.
One thing that keeps flying under the radar is how bad Firefox is. Especially with memory leak…

Just recently I saw a commercial for NetZero (yeah – those dial up guys are still around). The punchline for the commercial is that you save over $300 a year by switching from broadband to dial-up!!

Using this logic, here are my tips for saving more money:
- save on rent and switch to living in a…

So wankers, geeks, nerds all know that the tech industry is like a desert when it comes to female workers. This is especially true for developers. But we think we’ve found the solution at the recent CES – Fembots!! (‘Yeah, baby, yeah’)
Sure, those of you with dirty minds will come up with bedroom uses, but…

At the recent CES we were given exclusive access to a new 3D technology that will allow home viewing of 3D porn. Yep – once again, the porn industry is at the bleeding edge of technology.

This head mounted viewer is bluetooth enabled. So its wireless connected to your PC  – frees up your hands for…

This is IT. Our choice for top nerd pinups. Only true nerds will get excited about these picks – so if you don’t ‘get it’, then you are just not a nerd. Try harder.

Bill Gates – He knows the moves – leans on a monitor like a hot chick on a car. The ‘old school’…

We published a list of tech wankers for 2009, so I thought I’ll do one for those who I consider as non-wankers.  Non-wankers are folks who tell it as it is. They don’t try to ‘fit in’ to the whole technology/silicon valley brown nose crap. They see how silicon valley take advantage of startups at…

Its CES week. Tech business men and geeks are all descending into Vegas to ‘check out’ the latest technology. Most are doing it on expense accounts. Head ups wives, girlfriends and corporate expense accountants – its all a lie!

The real reason they are at CES is PORN. Because right next door on the convention floor…

So last night I got a call. “Yo, Joe. Its Stevie. What the fuck is all this nexus shit that is all over the internet. Don’t these fuckers know who they are dealing with. I am going to bury them. Now do an expose on that piece of brick or I’ll never leak any more…