Chic Meets Geek = New Gold Diggers Club

Bay Area people are always talking about how LA is so damn superficial. Fake titties, fake personalities, fake star-wannabes, etc etc. Sure, you see them in LA. Lots of them, especially in clubs and you know what they’re after.

But seriously, what about this Bay Area Chic Meets Geek thing? They’re “mission” is:

ChicMeetsGeek™ is an event designed to bridge the social gap between the cultural chic and intellectual geeks. It is similar to a conference, but with a social atmosphere.

Please. Why not be honest and say:

ChicMeetsGeek™ is a group of mostly average women who want to meet the next Steve Chen of Youtube or Larry/Sergey of Google because we don’t look as good as those hot fake bitches in LA so we have to resort to “intellectual” matchmaking but really we want to marry the next tech billionaire so we can have the money for plastic surgery to look like those fake hot bitches in LA.

Face the facts: these guys used to be those geeks in high school and college you would’ve never talked to f*cked, let alone talk to.  But what do I know. Maybe their cocks taste better with all that money.

Just be honest. Truth shall set you free.

PS: If you’re a guy reading this and you agree, god dammit, share with other nerds. You know I’m right.

PPS: If you’re a guy reading this AND you’re a rich f*ck who has shitload of these tech groupie girls, please do us ALL tech men a favor and bust your nut on their face.