ITT For Higher Engineering Education? PWND!

When the economy is bad and jobs are scarce, what do people do?

Do what everyone else does. Go back to school. Makes perfect sense – go back while you got the time to invest in yourself… so you can come back out when the economy recovers when the job market is back to normal and hopefully your pay is higher.

So people think..

Apparently, these for-profit schools and colleges are deceptively recruiting people of lower socioeconomic rank , giving them false hopes and in return raping Uncle Sam’s healthy intention of re-training the masses by collecting hefty gov’t sponsored education loans.

At institutions that train students for careers in areas like health care, computers and food service, enrollments are soaring as people anxious about weak job prospects borrow aggressively to pay tuition exceeding $30,000 a year.

But the profits have come at substantial taxpayer expense while often delivering dubious benefits to students, according to academics and advocates for greater oversight of financial aid. Critics say many schools exaggerate the value of their degree programs, selling young people on dreams of middle-class wages while setting them up for default on untenable debts, low-wage work and a struggle to avoid poverty. And the schools are harvesting growing federal student aid dollars, including Pell grants awarded to low-income students.

No offense, but engineers are hired because they can think. Not because they know some computer language.

In fact, ITT will take anyone. Of course they will. Why wouldn’t they? More enrollment = more $. They’re not some Ivy League that can choose to select its class. They’re McDonalds of education.

Look at ITT’s admission requirements and what they really mean

To qualify for admission, an individual must:

1. Have a high school diploma, G.E.D., or equivalent

You’ll need pen and paper.

2. Meet with a representative of ITT Tech

You can’t say no to big tits.

3. Pass an admissions test or have scored, within the immediate preceding five years, a minimum of 17 on the ACT; or 400 each on both the verbal and math portions of the SAT or have earned either 36 quarter credit hours (or 24 semester or trimester credit hours) with an overall cumulative grade point average of 2.0 on a 4.0 grading scale from an accredited educational institution.

You must be smarter than a monkey. Unless you can dance.

4. Arrange a time to tour the school

Bring a check. And some lube for your anus. It’s gonna be rough.