Where do idiots come from?

1) “dumb ass” idiots – born of genetic defects in human genome
2) “retarded” idiots – regular people who have no usage of their brain (look up “MBA”)
3) “deperate” idiots – people from Topeka Google, Kansas.

In order to be “selected” as the testbed for Google’s evil plan of world domination through high speed home fiber optics network, this dinky donky redneck town of Topeka, Kansas actually changed its name (temporarily) to get Google’s attention. (No no, i didn’t make this up. This city actually exists.)

Bing should do something similar to promote their PPC advertising platform. Ask a city to invite a whole bunch of whores and give out free sex sessions if they sign up for Bing advertising accounts, and Microsoft would foot the bill. Yes, a city with hookers everywhere giving out false dreams of high ROI.

.. and that city would be called “Silicon Valley”.

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