Breaking News: TechWankers Patent Porn

First, Shitster Friendster folks patents “social networking“.

Second, Facebook folks patent “news feed“.

Hmm. Is it possible to patent “talking”? Perhaps, “writing”. Or “journaling”. Maybe “chatting”. Or god forbid… “breathing”.

Why not patent anything?

In fact, we did.

Techwankers patented the very thing that impacts every aspect of ALL our digital lives: “porn“.

Here is the diagram submitted to the USPTO office:

People in the patent include Joe, Wanksta, and Quagmire.

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