Tesla Execs’ Death – Conspiracy Theory

Let’s face it. There’s no WAY in hell not one, not two, BUT THREE Tesla execs died at once in a single accident. The chances of that happening is equivalent to Joe getting laid with a REAL person.

Here are possible “enemies” of Tesla Motors, an electric vehicle company, that might want to see such tragedy

1) Oil companies – If you can’t figure out why, please bang you head here =============> X

2) Detroit – See #1

3) Justin Timberlake – Tesla is bringing sexy back w/o JT’s permission.

4) Levar Burton – After having played Steve Jobs, Geordi LaForge wants to take over the next hot tech company.

5) Michael Arrington – He ran out of stories. No story = no traffic = no money. So he had to make news. Too bad we beat him to his own story.

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6) Furby – We all know undeneath the Tesla’s hood, it’s these little Furbies that do all the work… FOR FREE. How else do you think Tesla’s get 200+ mpg? Simple retaliation: they wanna get paid.

7) Betty Boop – She is actually Satan.

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