Breaking: ex MySpace CEO Van Natta Joins Tech Wankers

When MySpace CEO Van Natta was recently fired stepped-down, rumours were flying as to where he would end up next. Well, we are happy to announce that he has accepted the post of ‘intern’ writer for Tech Wankers.

‘I am really happy and humbled to be given such a great opportunity by the folks at Tech Wankers” said Natta. “They are a great bunch of folks. They take the art of BS to such a high level that I can only aspire to. If hope to improve and learn more about BS with the Tech Wankers writers”.

‘We initially had reservation regarding Van joining our team” commented Joe (Chief Wanker). “But when Daniel [Brusilovsky] did not accept our offer – we had an opening that needed to be filled. And Van was as good as any out there. He has the right connections to take on valuable bribes for a startup like ours. We love mac books and we think Van will open that channel for us”.

“WTF!!! Who the F**k are you guys? No f**king comment.” was the reply from News Corporation PR when we try to get a comment from Rupert Murdoch.

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