Battle for domination of the sex appeal: women in tech vs. women in cartoon

We asked 100 people of the TechWankers audience, mostly lonely geeky engineering men who think chivalry is name of alcohol, one of the most important questions of all time:

WHO WOULD YOU RATHER DO?

1) Marissa Mayer (VP, Satan, Inc. Google) vs Minnie Mouse (Queen, Republic of Disneyland)

Winner: Marissay Mayer (65-35)
#1 comment: “Only because sex with mouse is physically impossible.”

2) Ann Livermore (Executive Vice President, Hewlett-Packard) vs. Marge Simpson (4-fingered housewife)

Winner: Marge Simpson (71-29)
#1 comment: <none>

3) Gina Bianchini (CEO, Ning.com) vs. Jessica Rabbit (sexy biatch, Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Winner: Gina Bianchini (52-48)
#1 comment: “*grrrr* I wouldn’t mind pumping + dumping her stocks”

4) Safra Catz (CFO, Oracle) vs. Lois Griffin (housewife, Quahog, Rhode Island)

Winner: Lois Griffin (69-31)
#1 comment: <none>

5) Anne Mulcahy (CEO, Xerox) vs. Spongebob Squarepants (sexually ambigous underwater sponge)

Winner: Spongebob (52-48)
#1 comment: “Sponges have holes too.”

6) Patricia Russo (CEO Lucent Technologies) vs. Cheetara (member of Thundercats)

Winner: Cheetara (91-9)
#1 comment: “She looks vicious like a wild beast. She’ll probably eat my balls after sex. Since I like my balls not eaten, I voted for Cheetara.”

7) Meg Whitman (ex-CEO, eBay) vs. Ms. Diane Choksondik (Fourth grade teacher, South Park)