How Apple iPad’s Name came to Be

Steve Jobs: Yo Wanksta.

Wanksta: Zup homez.

Steve Jobs: So i gots me this new computer. It’s gonna be basically a flat PC. I’m gonna market it as some revolutionary new thing. It’s the same ol’ shit. But you know these “bourgeoisie” Apple fans idiots will buy anything I make.

Wanksta: Fo sho.

Steve Jobs: Anyway, can’t think of a name. Got one for me?

Wanksta: Not now. I gots to get me some maxipad for my dog. This bitch is on her period. Bleeding all over my bling’ed out pterodactyl-skin sofa cover and shit.

Steve Jobs: That’s BRILLIANT!

Wanksta: What? What is? Pterodactyl-skin sofa cover?

Steve Jobs: Nah, foolio. Maxipad! Max-ipad!

Wanksta: So your new computer can help with women’s menstrual cycle? Does it absorb good? Does it have wings?

Steve Jobs: Thanks Wanksta. You da man.

For youpeople on twitter and facebook all up on this iPad like horny white dudes with Thai midget tranny hookers, I think this is a better name

i-Don’t-give-a-shit

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