You’re a geek. Would you do her?

This is a standard bar question that comes up between two geeks when a relatively OK to hot girl walks by.Why? Who the hell knows. We’re genetically predisposed to asking this question when consuming a delicious alcoholic beverage.

Joe and I are no different. We like porn and blue alien women that can please us with their hair punany.  Joe one time asked me, pointing to a girl that looks somewhat like this:

Joe: Hey how about her? Would you do her?

Me: No, f*cker.  I said I was a geek. I didn’t say I was blind.

But if she looked like this…

… now, different story. Cuz, I like women with BIG, HUGE xml on them. Both the left and the right.

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