Why Men Go To CES

By Joe
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Its CES week. Tech business men and geeks are all descending into Vegas to ‘check out’ the latest technology. Most are doing it on expense accounts. Head ups wives, girlfriends and corporate expense accountants – its all a lie!

The real reason they are at CES is PORN. Because right next door on the convention floor is the Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE). Porn stars, videos and the latest porn technology.

It is a very well known industry fact why CES overlaps a porn conference: Men + Money. But no one have openly admitted it – why spoil a good thing.

The ‘networking’ parties are crazy – free lap dances anyone? We knew a company that hired out a strip club + strippers just for an evening event in 2007.

Tech + Money + CES  = AEE = PORN. Welcome to the dirty side of technology.

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January 8th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary

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