Palm opens appMuseum for jerking off.

Palm goes for the 'money shot'

Cut to the “House of Palm”…

If there’s one thing Palm can do, its slowly jerk-off into the sticky hands of their webOS crapsumers, this is no exception.

The ‘house of palm’ does seem to have some worthwhile apps tho:

Top 3 House of Palm apps @ launch:

iHand – this app uses the devices hermomEter(C) to determine if your hand is an appropriate temperature: say good bye to icey grabs forever! Engineered for both left and right hands, you’ll never ruin a glove or sock again.
preDoor – this is remarkable! thru advancd algorhythms initially developed by Sergey Brin and later tested by Sir Paul Reuben, you simply leave your phone on near the door and it will warn you if someone is approaching, you will never get caught again! its currently compatible with front doors and bedroom doors; bathroom stalls, and google chrome aren’t supported yet. the premium version also includes relaxing ocean sounds.
BlackLite – Never will you uncessarily leave evidence of bodily fluids behind again! From the producers of CSI: NY, this app will give you the urine, blood, or semen ease of mind you need to leave your motel room in peace without having to clean the whole thing…I mean come on…TacoBell isn’t open all night!

The game of catch-up begins now….

Rumors are all over the blogosphore that RIMM has secured ‘Reality in Lotion‘ as their rebranding for 2010; focusing on both consumer electronics, mobile applications, and thigh cream.

To a smooth and moisturized 2010!