Dear Wanksta – Missing Sex Scene from Movie Avatar

I got an email correspondence from one of our deranged fans. Of course, I am obliged to share.

Dear Wanksta.

Since you seem like a genuine asshole who seems to know every damn thing there is to about life, I want to ask you about the latest awesome tech movie Avatar. Everyone’s talking about the removed sex scene, and here’s some for you to think about:

1) Do you think they have sex?

What else is there to do in the jungle?

 

2) How big do you think the Navi penis is?

Judging from the height of the Navi character, I’m guessing big. Not as big as a black dude’s cock. Not that I would know personally. So I hear.

 

3) Do you think they have similar genital anatomy as we do?

I hope so. I want to get me a Navi ho.

 

4) Are these Navi men gentlemen to their ladies in human’s standards?

No. They have constant blue balls.

 

5) Blue balls? I get blue balls all the time too!

Nah. That’s because you choke your chicken too hard too often. Let it breathe, son. Let it breathe.

 

6) Why do you call yourself Wanksta?

Because  Yoda was taken.

 

7) Your blog is hilarious. Can I write for you?

No, but you can plant tulips.

 

8 ) Tulips?

Plant tu-lips on my ass.

Navi-Navi sex is boring. How about James Cameron make a sex scene with a Navi and a Smurf?

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