Top 3 reasons to avoid venture capitalist if you’re an internet entrepreneur

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Because venture capitalist, VC, also stand for:

1) Visual C++: Pretty useless in internet world, like a dog that can’t bully a cat.

2) Viet Cong: How VC operates: gain your trust, dig a tunnel underneath your house, and BANG! Eat your balls!

3) Vaginal Cunnilingus: Just like giving a woman a blow job, most VC’s are clueless

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January 5th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary, Silicon Valley
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