411 on TechWankers

We Techwankers, most of who are technical internet entrepreneurs, started this blog because we wanted to vent. Things like:

1. “Entrepreneurs” who listen to journalists and give a shit more about PR/praise/delusion of “changing the world” than actually making profit. Change the world? These people can’t even change their own (financial) life first. Besides, did the world ask these entrepreneurs to change it? Be a mercenary. Screw missonary. And if that don’t work, try doggy style. (Yes, the pun will never stop.)

2. Sausage fest entrepreneur/developer events – OK technically, it’s our fault. If we were in PORN industry, I’m sure we’d be bitching about the burning peeing sensation instead. Good thing Joe likes balls instead. But I digress.

3. Wanna be “experts” who are all of a sudden an expert b/c he/she did some talk on some BS. For example, I am an expert in QA’ing porn sites. I actually take time to email webmasters whenever the picture is miscategorized or the porn star’s name is incorrect. So does that make an expert in porn? No i’m just a guy with a penis.

4. Events that are nothing but ass kissing sessions, where entrepreneurs plant their lips on these judges (i.e. VC’s ass. I don’t know about you, but hemorrhoids don’t taste very good.

Expect us to be dirty, crude, foul-mouthed, and well, to the point.