Tech and Porn (Top 3 of All Time – so far)

Since tech and porn go hand in hand (the art of one handed typing), I figured I go out 2009 with a bang (will the pun never stop?) about tech IN porn.

1) HD Porn

So apparently, they have porn in HIGH definition.

Yes… in H-freakin’-D. 1920 x 1080 pixels PER frame.

Yes, 2,073,600 pixels PER frame, 24 frames PER second… to watch a naked chick(s) having sex.

My opinion – WHY? Why do the porn makers think that men are gonna care if it’s HD or low quality, beta tape? Let me tell you Vivid Entertainment… men will watch ANYTHING. They will pay and watch porn pop up books. No need to spend money on this high tech crap, unless you can make the experience so real that when the girl cums, her juice flys out of the screen and onto the viewers face.

2) Avatar girl

(I haven’t seen it yet but people are raving about it. So I thought I would do a “pre-emptive strike” about the blue chick in that movie.)

Let’s face it. Internet’s got its fair share of sickos and creative juice people. When sickos ARE creative, that’s the human creativity at its highest. So men (especially men geeks), would you do her?

Sure, I am a pervert. That’s why I stalk good looking woman developers, but really would you?

I’m no scientist, but these blue people seem to have male and females, so i’m assuming she has a vagina. So geek men, really…. would you do her? She’s no Counselor Troi from Star Trek: TNG but still, i am curious.

3) iPhone porn app

I’m certain no one thinks much of this, so let me give you a scenario:

John: Hey Peter, how are you?

Peter: Oh hey John. What’s up? Nice iPhone you got there. Can I borrow it? I need to call my dog.

John: Oh sure. Let me finish downloading this app and you can use it. In fact, let me go to the bathroom to test this app. Give me a couple of minutes.

Peter: Oh… huh? Ok.. sure.

<1 min 15 seconds later>

John: Wow. That was a great app. Here, you can use it to call your dog now.

Peter: Uhh… why is this phone wet?