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Why Chinese Entrepreneurs Will Win

By Wanksta Because Americans are bunch of whine-y little p*ssies that need modern tech to make them feel better. They’ve gotten soft and wimpy. Look at this: American corporate employees need “nap pods” for their rosy 2 PM nap. Not the Chinese. Tough indeed.
[ More ] July 2nd, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary

Breaking News: First TechCrunch post we agree with.

By Wanksta

Usually  we disagree with pretty much everything TechCrunch writes, except for this one post about the new book about Facebook (“The Facebook Effect”) by Arrington:
The result is a book that not only celebrates Facebook’s truly amazing accomplishments, but it’s also a book that makes excuses for, or denies, Facebook’s stumbles along the way. And that’s…

[ More ] June 24th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary

Chic Meets Geek = New Gold Diggers Club

By Wanksta

Bay Area people are always talking about how LA is so damn superficial. Fake titties, fake personalities, fake star-wannabes, etc etc. Sure, you see them in LA. Lots of them, especially in clubs and you know what they’re after.
But seriously, what about this Bay Area Chic Meets Geek thing? They’re “mission” is:
ChicMeetsGeek™ is an event…

[ More ] June 15th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Silicon Valley

How Hot Asian Women Defend the World

By Wanksta

If you are a hot Asian femal hero, you must have the following:

a big ass machine gun
a shield, just in case the enemy runs out of bullets and starts throwing spears
a NICE rack just barely covered, so if you get bored, you (or I) can play with them
a knee pad so that you can play…

[ More ] June 4th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Art, WTF

Cupidtino = Gay-a-tino

By Wanksta

A new dating site called Cupidtino is based around Apple and Mac fans (i.e. Cupertino, CA is the headquarter of Apple).  They had a good succesful launch, attracting 600 men, and of course ZERO women. That’s what dating sites need: lots of men and no women. Sure, geeky women are better than no women. Sure,…

[ More ] June 4th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Silicon Valley

We wanna change the world. No really.

By Wanksta

So Facebook wants to change the world. They’re not in it for the money because quite frankly, connecting people on internet is WAY WAY WAY more important than, say, I don’t know.. saving starving African babies that Angelina Jolie might force her legal custody over despite the black kid’s morbid fear of white people for…

[ More ] May 28th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary

Google Cums On Your Face

By Wanksta

If you use Asssense Adsense (for content) to monetize your site, up till unow you never knew how hard the nice old Google was raping you. Till now:
AdSense for content publishers, who make up the vast majority of our AdSense publishers, earn a 68% revenue share worldwide. This means we pay 68% of the revenue…

[ More ] May 24th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary, Social Network And Media

Internet = New Old Boy’s Network

By Wanksta You think internet is run by young hot shot nerds and geeks? Guess again. This is a pic taken from 2010 Google IO. Unless these little kids took some kind of massive aging hormone, it looks like the old boy’s network (i.e. ivy league, wall street, corporate board, etc.) to me.
[ More ] May 20th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary, Silicon Valley

Star Trek Parody: The Sexed Generation

By Wanksta
[ More ] May 17th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in WTF

Freedom from Porn? Nah. Porn Slavery is Just Fine.

By Wanksta

Steve Jobs is a funny man. He wants the society to have freedom from porn. Why, Mr. Jobs? why would you take away the only true innovators of media and technology? And isn’t it true that some of the bigger consumers of porn are actually mac users? Without porn industry, the world would still live…

[ More ] May 16th, 2010 | No Comments | Posted in Commentary, Silicon Valley

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