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So techcrunch just reported that Ning’s Gina Bianchini have been ‘relieved’ as Ning’s CEO.

We want to reach out to Gina – there is always an opening here at techwankers. Brains and T+A – we welcome it. Although we never knew what you  contributed over at Ning, we don’t care. I am sure we can find [...]

When the economy is bad and jobs are scarce, what do people do?
Do what everyone else does. Go back to school. Makes perfect sense – go back while you got the time to invest in yourself… so you can come back out when the economy recovers when the job market is back to normal and [...]

If you are reading this blog – then it is very likely you are on facebook (they are slowly becoming the new evil empire).

One thing I absolutely HATE are people whom I briefly met or never met trying to friend me. These are the sad people of society. Their main objective to grow a large [...]

For developers, we are constantly being hassled by head hunters and recruiters. The demand for a good developer is very high – and the supply is low (excluding the mediocre developers out there – you know who you are).  Good developers all have a common trait – they are smart! So to attract them, you [...]

Thanks to brilliant, financially savvy Colorado politicians, Amazon had to let go 4,200 of it affiliates:
DENVER — Amazon.com Inc. cut ties Monday with Colorado online businesses that help it sell products because of a new state law aimed at getting out-of-state, online retailers to collect sales tax.
The move hurts businesses — many of them small, [...]

Take something so innocent like Legos and turn it into an evil corporation’s logo:
 

 
Low and behold… THE leader:
 

 
Notice any resemblance?
 

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1) “dumb ass” idiots – born of genetic defects in human genome
2) “retarded” idiots – regular people who have no usage of their brain (look up “MBA”)
3) “deperate” idiots – people from Topeka Google, Kansas.
In order to be “selected” as the testbed for Google’s evil plan of world domination through high speed home fiber optics [...]

That was my mom, but no longer, because
1) Pac-Man is no longer the state of the art, high tech game of the year
2) You dirty internet pervert geeks would Google “wanksta’s mom naked” and I personally don’t like that
So my next guess is, Jessica Chobot. This bitch is hot; apparently she’s good at FPS games.
After [...]

To fully appreciate the Apple’s i-Pleasure experience, you must buy the iBrator

after which you will experience iGasm

and don’t forget.. you will need to clean yourself up with iTissue

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First, Shitster Friendster folks patents “social networking“.
Second, Facebook folks patent “news feed“.
Hmm. Is it possible to patent “talking”? Perhaps, “writing”. Or “journaling”. Maybe “chatting”. Or god forbid… “breathing”.
Why not patent anything?
In fact, we did.
Techwankers patented the very thing that impacts every aspect of ALL our digital lives: “porn“.
Here is the diagram submitted to the USPTO [...]